For a self-respecting girl my age going on holiday is hard enough: Working like a prostitute in Amsterdam just to pay for the thing, then trying not to lose all your human rights on the boat 'party' (prison) as well as dodging the numbers of street PRs trying to offer you 10 shots and a blow-job if you enter their rank establishment. But apparently that's not enough. Now bikinis are under fire.
I read a piece today about the rise of the 'micro bikini.' Appaz this is a totally widespread thing. See below.
I'm really sure I would've noticed full on labia at the beach. And spewed everywhere. But I have never seen one of these things before, nor do I want to ever ever ever again.
The article detailed how the pornification of our society requires women to be young and white and wear a tiny bikini and have no body hair. This is all for the approval of men and not for ourselves in any way.
Firstly... God, Karen, you can't just tell people not to be white. Plus these women are clearly porn-stars. It's not pornification if the goal is porn. No woman I know - even the super slutty ones - would wear something like this. It's fucking hideous for one.
The fact is white women love a tan. Perhaps the frequency of women wearing such 'garments' is higher with caucasians, but I would put that down to the fact that we will literally get naked and slather ourselves in goose fat for that sweet damaged glow. The more skin on show the better.
Plus it's not for men. People - including males - wear less clothes on beaches because it's FRICKIN HOT OUT. Soz, forgot my grey fleece and thermals, I'm at the goddamn beach!
When you're on your holidays you just let it all hang out. Before most women go, they're afraid they're gonna look like a total whale, even if they're a size 8, but in reality when you're at the pool - even the size 20 women are wearing bikinis.
The hairless thing has always been an issue for me. I like a good landscape of my lady garden before a week in the sun, sure! It's just women who feel the need to look like a large, freaky baby. But, honestly, I just want women to know that nothing's wrong. I just want them to not think they're a freak either way. Condemning a pube trim is equally as bad. Get rid of it, just don't think guys won't want you or you'll have to live in a church clocktower like Quasimodo if you don't.
This fucking feminist hate is worse than hate towards feminists. Like making women so shit-scared of every little tiny thing they do in case it's too 'sexy'. Guess what? I LOVE a bikini, and I'm not ashamed. I want a belly tan for jebus' sake.
